retro

unnatural selection
by bigusdikus » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:27 pm

i fear for my gran kids, you just never know what you are gonna get these days. life's a box of chocolates.

here's my point, you pull a bird these days and everything seems normal, then you meet her in laws hmmmm, your a bit pizzed at the wedding(or drugged)so it all seems normal. 9 months later out pops Quasimodo (wtf) Charles Darwin did not have this in mind

its not just the women having bot-ox,nose jobs, plastic surgery, the men are spending some time under the knife, turning dogs into super models.
we have all woke up next to frankenstein's bride, usually this does not lead to wedlock, just sneak out the back door and say nothing of it.some openly admit to spending thousands on so called improvements, some don't. so you really don't know these days. whilst in vegas recently, i got talking to a real darlin, who bought me a drink and looked mint, i had my suspicions, to my horror the bar man pointed out it was not even female

to summarise, by the time my grand children grow up, there gonna be a lot of mingers around, with gorgeous parents? parents who tend to melt a little under 100w light bulbs