The stark reality is kicking in.

Married men everywhere are beginning to realise, no sport means they will have to talk to their wives. It's a scary thought, and it will drive them to drink. I'm single, so will be fine, but my heart goes out to all the men who switch off when football is on. Then there's the snooker,darts,golf? The more I think about, the more horrific this virus has become.

Guys, you may need a new hobby.