Timeline pandemic.

Jan-Some strange virus is on it's way.Do we know anything? Is it dangerous?
Feb-It will be dangerous, and come from China.But it will be okay.
March-We may have to, we will have to,and are still in lockdown.
April-first rumours of a vaccine, and fines for breaking rules.
May-new laws and legislation passed, with more powers to the police, and rumours of marshal law.
June-lockdown eased, gov admits it was not as bad as they thought.
July-Pythagoras was exhumed to help gov calculations, Pi R squared was not enough to hide the lies.
Aug-vaccine preparations pencilled in, with the poor to be tested first.
Sept-The pandemic returns, but how far can they push us?