What are you getting her for xmas?

It took me a while, but getting the message in the end put a smile on her face. Lads, she has been telling you all year what to get her, she has given you a list, yet you're gonna run into Boots on mad Friday and cock it up.

Women send subliminal messages, and here's how they do it. When you are watching TV, she might say, OMG, how nice is that perfume. Or you might be walking past a shop window, wow, that dress looks nice. Have you seen those necklaces from Pandora? She will drop hints all year, and you will miss them. It's too late this year guys, but if you're still together next year, listen to her.