Monday, 26 September 2011

Saturday, 24 September 2011

footy

preston/boro/cheltenham are very strong

sheff weds/swindon/oxford/charlton next best

fill ya boots

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

footy

man city 9/10
liverpool 7/10
everton 9/10
psg 7/10
juventas 8/10
malaga 8/10
singles and doubles

EPT

i am going with £1500 of my own, as you know, i dont do deals, nor do i allow people to stake me. i am on form, so gonna make an exception.
warning ....i play with no fear, invest at your own peril. i dont take advice, and i wont be dong any final table deals to appease my investors.if you enjoy rollercoaster rides, then invest, no tyre kickers, you needs balls.

the plan is to play the sats, and maybe a side event or two. £300 in expenses, the rest pure aggressive poker. text me, no assholes, i wont allow people i dislike to have a piece of me

i am clearly the best poker player around, its time i proved it

Friday, 16 September 2011

Thursday, 15 September 2011

saturday footy

blackpool, 6/10
Southend United 8/10
Bayer Leverkusen 8/10
Sheffield United 7/10 one more chance

team news saturday

footy

PSG
PAOK Saloniki
Atl Madrid
singles only

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

footy

basle are playing 1st time romanian high flyers, but should be good
real madrid can win in croatia v dinamo, who get thrashed on a regulag basis in this comp
man city will have to much for napoli

treble pays 5/4

Monday, 12 September 2011

footy

brentford
port vale
sheff utd

all these should win but are risky, team news will decide

Thursday, 8 September 2011

footy

cardiff
Southampton
West Ham United
Shrewsbury Town
team news to follow

horses

i smell a rat, been given several tips recently on the horses. these things have been backed like they cant lose.

6/1 into 7/2
9/4 into 13/8
and so on, also heard of other friends who have been given simular tips. its the same old story, they get beat. i think some one is making a fortune laying these hot tips, beware

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

joke

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"