this is me

this is me
this is me

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

altuism

As you all know, was seeing the thai boxing nurse, and its over, but had some fun while it lasted............ She told me a story one night, about flying her kids off to Gambia for xmas.She said, they had been little shits lol, and she had decided to show them the meaning of xmas, and giving. They packed one suitcase between the three of them, and another 7 with everything they could find. Clothes,old cell phones,cutlery, you name it.............. They spent two weeks going out to the poorest villages, giving everything they had. Sue hired a guide, and a cheap car to get them around. The thing that hit home was the last day, when her kids had clearly got the message,and even gave the shirts off their backs to the desparate villagers........... One of the things that annoyed me, was when the guide explained who the rich people were, dressed so nice, sat at the nice bars they had drove past, and could not afford. The nice 4x4s sat redundant whilst they partied, he explained, oh, they are UNICEF,SAVE THE CHILDREN etc.............. So, next time you give to these blood suckers, think again.

Monday, 28 January 2013

jose

i think he will come back, he is a journeyman manager, and england needs him.but where will he go? man utd..... fergie won't last forever, and there is mutual respect. is it time to hand over? gunners..... wenger has had his day, he is out of ideas, and jose would be a breath of fresh air liverpool.... rogers is hardly making waves, he is doing a job? city..... they need a new man chelski..... you never know? you then have spurs/newcastle/everton/villa and maybe rovers lol. but to take on a none top four would be work in progress. who do you guys think? i am guessing utd, and very soon

ITS TIME FOR CHANGE

I have done the math and it makes me laugh. Does money really exist? The simple calculation of petrol prices in th UK. @ 1.40p per Lt, 90p goes to the government, 45p to the arabs, 5p to the garage. there are 35 million vehicles on the road, each put an average 15 Lt in a week = fuckin billions......................................................................... The oil barrons can't ever spend that cash, they just loan it back to us. They rule the world.................................................................................................................... Who really owns the oil? The one's with the most guns, thats who.We all get sucked in by government spending/borrowing, all it means is the lower classes are kept under wrapps, and the rich get richer........................................................................ I would love to oust the pricks in parliment, they tell us what to eat,where to live,what to spend,when to laugh,who to cheer,who to hate.....they control us, and we let them. ITS TIME FOR CHANGE

joke

The romantic husband: My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you x." He replied: ....."I am having a dump. What should I do?"

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

who will be next?

my guess would be blockbuster, the whsmiths,followed by curries?

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

times are changing

HMV have gone, i saw it coming, but who's next?Debanhams,BHS,MnS, who knows? I do know the online world is taking over the high st,and soon, like suggested in other threads, betting shops/pawn brokers/coffee shops/fast food will be the only things left........................................................... Manufacturing is being outsourced to India/China where wages are a fraction of what western countries pay. So, who is safe? If you had to start a new business, what would you do? or if you were looking for a job for life, what industry would you advise?................................................ I do like to shop live, i like to feel and see what i buy. I hate online, unless its a certainty. By certainty, i mean they deliver when you ask,at the price you ask, and when it arrives, you get what you asked for.Does it fit?Does it work etc. i hate calling 0845 numbers to beg for something i have already paid for.............................................................. Whats the answer? lol, i'm not even sure of the question.

Monday, 14 January 2013

the news

weds last week, they forcast heavy snow? they have been backtracking ever since. weather forcasting is the the new astology now the media are scare mongering, they have nothing better to do

madness

captain, we are taking on water, the medical staff can no longer cope,our allies are asking for supplies we don't have, i think we are going to sink, what should we do? Its simple, i have the answer. Keep sending supplies(foreigne aid)we need to do our bit.As for the medical shortage, as long as the officers have bupa, we will be fine.And while we're at it,another 300,000 Bulgerians/Romanians want to board the ship, let them on.

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

shaunster

On 17th January 2013, Lance Armstrong is due to appear on Oprah Winfrey to give his first interview since being stripped of his seven Tour de France titles for multiple doping and conspiracy to dope offences. The strong rumours doing the rounds are that Armstrong is ready to make some kind of confession. It's no surprise he's has chosen Oprah for this interview as it's just about the softest one he can get, in front of an audience of sympathetic housewives. Now, anyone who is familiar with the story of Lance Armstrong will know that he does not take a course of action, or even open his mouth without a thorough cost benefit analysis of its impact. He would not do this unless he was 100% certain it would benefit his bank account or reputation. This interview has got me wondering what he's got up his sleeve (aside from scars from all those EPO injections). One thing is for sure though, it will have been planned down to the most minute detail, and he will know exactly what he can and cannot say to avoid landing in some real hot water in terms of law suits and perjury cases. Throughout his career Armstrong used cancer (the very disease he claimed to despise and want to cure) as a barrier to shield himself from questions and allegations of doping, so I see no reason now why he won't revert to type and deliver a huge load of cancer-centric bullshit. My personal prediction is something along the lines of 'I wanted to win the tour to inspire all those cancer sufferers and show that it is possible to beat this disease and achieve great thing. However, everyone in Europe was doping and in order to do that and provide hope to millions of cancer sufferers around the world I too had to take those same drugs'.