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this is me
this is me

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

man down

been on sabbatical

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

the green frog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Xrf8uk1ow&feature=c4-overview&list=UUOajDcCGkM30U_9Nfba9efw

frog

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-38347129.html

Friday, 19 April 2013

blackburn

Was on the Blackburn to Darwen train at 1.03 on saturday. Whilst waiting, i saw a guy, who i would describe as a recently released drug user. I ened up sat behind him, he was 30 ish, 5'10,175lbs,scruffy and dirty. There were a group of kids, 13-16 stood in the doorway in front of us who he leeched upon. When the group,(mainly girls) edged away, he became more abusive. He was a scary guy, and the poor kids were terrified. He threatened violence, and the poor kids were desperate for the train to stop.I was ready to step in, and moved inbetween them as we reached Darwen. They all got off, and trouble was behind them. He clearly had issues, and was either drugged or drunk?........................................................................................................ On thursday, i went to my mums, and asked why all the police had pulled up at the top of the road? another murder i think, some 42 year old, very quiet too. The way she said it, so blassay. Its clearly common place these days.......................................................................... Sunday, i took Mia swimming at waves, where i noticed Stu seats at the counter, he told me that two lads had attempted to mug him as he left, with his child. They took his wallet and phone as he walked up the winding stairs. He captured one, locked him in the office, but he escaped through the window. Just another week in Blackburn.

rhetoric

is this the new buzz word of 2013 why is it used so often on the news, in the media.

cv's

Was in the waiting room at the hospital today, and bumped into one of my old friends, Debra. She asked why i was there, and i explained my mum was having test done for a shadow on her lung. She asked after her, then asked for my CV. They ask questions for a reason, and here's what she asked, but only after lulling me into a comfort zone.... So, where you living? Are you seeing anyone?Are you still working@? to be continued....................... CV is a euphamism, for being nosey. Have you ever noticed? Lets say you chat a bird up in a bar, if she see's potential, she will ask for your CV. Within the space of 5 minutes, she will know where you live,what car you drive,your age etc. She will do all this in the least painful way,as they are experts All women do this, they extract info, and most of you have no idea its being done.

lager

Heineken. is the way forward. Stella ain't bad warsteiner, average Fosters, should be left in austrailia Kronenberg, not bad Carling, is for girls debate

Thursday, 7 March 2013

viva la spain

looking forward to a beautful young lady coming to see me.

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

rooney

Rooney set to leave old trafford. The arrival of Kagawa,the supremacy of RVP, and class rivals like Wellbeck/hernandes means his days are numbered. The thing is, who wants him? he is poo. Maybe a championship team is ready to take a risk? who knows

love, how long does it take?

Been on POF for 18 months now, and have met 30+ girls. Not sure how to describe it, but how long do you think it takes to decide if you are soul mates/compatable?...... the jestation period.... the countdown..... the ticking love clock..... Anyway, concensus tells me, 30 seconds is long enough, unless you know better

paragraphs

paragraphs are not working on here? no idea why.

papa, nicole?

So many in here are brainwashed, and think its okay to be walked all over by the state, be bullied into doing as we are told.The other day, i met a gorgeous young girl in town, 22-25,brunet,sexy,and great smile, clearly intellegent. Her name was Nicole, and she worked for the charity shelter. I have no time for these people, however, she was very sexy, so i thought i would give her a few minutes. Nicole, how much do you earn? she refused to tell me, but explained that all pay was explained on the website. I then asked if she was familier with pyramid selling, she smiled, i knew she knew what i was implying. I explained, she was collecting monies on behalf of Shelter, who in turn payed her wages,(30k p.a.) the money then filtered up and up, to already wealthy executives, who earn 50/100/200k + and lets not forget, for every pound we donate to the likes of Nicole, 10p goes to some poor homeless chappy. By now, i could see she had heard it all before, and simply lent towards me me and whispered, Neil, we live in a capitolist society, deal with it!

Monday, 4 March 2013

Just another week in Blackburn.

Was on the Blackburn to Darwen train at 1.03 on saturday. Whilst waiting, i saw a guy, who i would describe as a recently released drug user. I ened up sat behind him, he was 30 ish, 5'10,175lbs,scruffy and dirty. There were a group of kids, 13-16 stood in the doorway in front of us who he leeched upon. When the group,(mainly girls) edged away, he became more abusive. He was a scary guy, and the poor kids were terrified. He threatened violence, and the poor kids were desperate for the train to stop.I was ready to step in, and moved inbetween them as we reached Darwen. They all got off, and trouble was behind them. He clearly had issues, and was either drugged or drunk? On thursday, i went to my mums, and asked why all the police had pulled up at the top of the road? another murder i think, some 42 year old, very quiet too. The way she said it, so blassay. Its clearly common place these days. Sunday, i took Mia swimming at waves, where i noticed Stu seats at the counter, he told me that two lads had attempted to mug him as he left, with his child. They took his wallet and phone as he walked up the winding stairs. He captured one, locked him in the office, but he escaped through the window. Just another week in Blackburn.

ESB ATGs

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Monday, 18 February 2013

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political scum

Democracy is a farce for the most part. Unless you're willing to play the game i.e. appease the people that really run the world, banks, billionaires etc, then you won't have the backing to get elected. These people finance campaigns. They control the majority of the mainstream media which is essential shaping public opinion. The entire system is broken, not just the politicians. Politicians should be paid the national average in order to stop proper cunts from wanting to be part of it. Corruption should result in the permanent removal of financial freedom. If you take a bribe or whatever you will go to prison and when you get out you're not allowed to make over a certain amount in a year (15-20k). If you're found to have deliberately mislead the public you'll spend time in prison.

scum

They clearly are a set of thieving cheats. they go into the job all bright eyed, wanting to change the world, but soon become scum.I think they should be made to sign a charter, something like this......... I promise to tell the truth at all times i promise not to use my standing for financial gain. i promise to pay my expenses. I promise to answer questions. Referendums will be used. I will work more than 10 hours per week they should be held to account, and sentenced to jail if they break the chrter?

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

altuism

As you all know, was seeing the thai boxing nurse, and its over, but had some fun while it lasted............ She told me a story one night, about flying her kids off to Gambia for xmas.She said, they had been little shits lol, and she had decided to show them the meaning of xmas, and giving. They packed one suitcase between the three of them, and another 7 with everything they could find. Clothes,old cell phones,cutlery, you name it.............. They spent two weeks going out to the poorest villages, giving everything they had. Sue hired a guide, and a cheap car to get them around. The thing that hit home was the last day, when her kids had clearly got the message,and even gave the shirts off their backs to the desparate villagers........... One of the things that annoyed me, was when the guide explained who the rich people were, dressed so nice, sat at the nice bars they had drove past, and could not afford. The nice 4x4s sat redundant whilst they partied, he explained, oh, they are UNICEF,SAVE THE CHILDREN etc.............. So, next time you give to these blood suckers, think again.

Monday, 28 January 2013

jose

i think he will come back, he is a journeyman manager, and england needs him.but where will he go? man utd..... fergie won't last forever, and there is mutual respect. is it time to hand over? gunners..... wenger has had his day, he is out of ideas, and jose would be a breath of fresh air liverpool.... rogers is hardly making waves, he is doing a job? city..... they need a new man chelski..... you never know? you then have spurs/newcastle/everton/villa and maybe rovers lol. but to take on a none top four would be work in progress. who do you guys think? i am guessing utd, and very soon

ITS TIME FOR CHANGE

I have done the math and it makes me laugh. Does money really exist? The simple calculation of petrol prices in th UK. @ 1.40p per Lt, 90p goes to the government, 45p to the arabs, 5p to the garage. there are 35 million vehicles on the road, each put an average 15 Lt in a week = fuckin billions......................................................................... The oil barrons can't ever spend that cash, they just loan it back to us. They rule the world.................................................................................................................... Who really owns the oil? The one's with the most guns, thats who.We all get sucked in by government spending/borrowing, all it means is the lower classes are kept under wrapps, and the rich get richer........................................................................ I would love to oust the pricks in parliment, they tell us what to eat,where to live,what to spend,when to laugh,who to cheer,who to hate.....they control us, and we let them. ITS TIME FOR CHANGE

joke

The romantic husband: My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you x." He replied: ....."I am having a dump. What should I do?"

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

who will be next?

my guess would be blockbuster, the whsmiths,followed by curries?

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

times are changing

HMV have gone, i saw it coming, but who's next?Debanhams,BHS,MnS, who knows? I do know the online world is taking over the high st,and soon, like suggested in other threads, betting shops/pawn brokers/coffee shops/fast food will be the only things left........................................................... Manufacturing is being outsourced to India/China where wages are a fraction of what western countries pay. So, who is safe? If you had to start a new business, what would you do? or if you were looking for a job for life, what industry would you advise?................................................ I do like to shop live, i like to feel and see what i buy. I hate online, unless its a certainty. By certainty, i mean they deliver when you ask,at the price you ask, and when it arrives, you get what you asked for.Does it fit?Does it work etc. i hate calling 0845 numbers to beg for something i have already paid for.............................................................. Whats the answer? lol, i'm not even sure of the question.

Monday, 14 January 2013

the news

weds last week, they forcast heavy snow? they have been backtracking ever since. weather forcasting is the the new astology now the media are scare mongering, they have nothing better to do

madness

captain, we are taking on water, the medical staff can no longer cope,our allies are asking for supplies we don't have, i think we are going to sink, what should we do? Its simple, i have the answer. Keep sending supplies(foreigne aid)we need to do our bit.As for the medical shortage, as long as the officers have bupa, we will be fine.And while we're at it,another 300,000 Bulgerians/Romanians want to board the ship, let them on.

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

shaunster

On 17th January 2013, Lance Armstrong is due to appear on Oprah Winfrey to give his first interview since being stripped of his seven Tour de France titles for multiple doping and conspiracy to dope offences. The strong rumours doing the rounds are that Armstrong is ready to make some kind of confession. It's no surprise he's has chosen Oprah for this interview as it's just about the softest one he can get, in front of an audience of sympathetic housewives. Now, anyone who is familiar with the story of Lance Armstrong will know that he does not take a course of action, or even open his mouth without a thorough cost benefit analysis of its impact. He would not do this unless he was 100% certain it would benefit his bank account or reputation. This interview has got me wondering what he's got up his sleeve (aside from scars from all those EPO injections). One thing is for sure though, it will have been planned down to the most minute detail, and he will know exactly what he can and cannot say to avoid landing in some real hot water in terms of law suits and perjury cases. Throughout his career Armstrong used cancer (the very disease he claimed to despise and want to cure) as a barrier to shield himself from questions and allegations of doping, so I see no reason now why he won't revert to type and deliver a huge load of cancer-centric bullshit. My personal prediction is something along the lines of 'I wanted to win the tour to inspire all those cancer sufferers and show that it is possible to beat this disease and achieve great thing. However, everyone in Europe was doping and in order to do that and provide hope to millions of cancer sufferers around the world I too had to take those same drugs'.